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Given my love of literature and sports, I’ve always been attracted to sports writing. Unfortunately, most of it sucks; or, rather, the writing itself is bland and formulaic, or else overly combative and shrill, and often filled with all sorts of eyerolly cheap rhetorical tricks. But some writers leap above the fray. David Foster Wallace’s pieces on tennis (an autobiographical account of his competitive youth tennis years, an essay about following around Michael Joyce, a good-to-average player, on the men’s circuit in the early/mid-90s, and a cover story for the NYT Magazine about the beauty of Federer’s game) are among the best pieces of non-fiction I’ve ever read, period — they just happen to be about tennis. Roger Angell has been giving us gorgeously constructed baseball writing for upwards of 50 years.

For whatever reason, I’ve been reading several books on the NBA recently. I can’t say why, exactly. My Nets are horrible this year, and I’ve been doing a decent but hardly thorough job of keeping up with the weekly operations of the League. I’m not watching that much basketball, but I’m doing lots of reading about it!

It all started with David Halberstam’s *The Breaks of the Game*. (Amazon page here.) It’s an insidery, non-linear account of the late 70s Portland Trailblazers teams. Basically, they came together for 1.5 magical seasons, and, during that run — which was lead by Bill Walton during one of his only sustained bursts of bodily health — were among the best teams ever to suit up. The perfect team, according to some. But Walton got hurt and things got bitter and he was traded to the San Diego Clippers and now the Trailblazers are just trying to hang on and earn a low-spot in the playoffs. I can’t say for certain if he pioneered the book-length “you’re inside the lockerroom” genre, but he certainly took it to heights that probably won’t be surpassed. The NBA in the late 70s was a fragile creature, burdened by poor marketing, rampant drug use, and being an increasingly “black league” with all the anxieties and contentious issues that raised. This is the pre-Bird/Magic/MJ NBA, a pre-David Stern NBA. It’s fascinating stuff — particularly since all sorts of NBA material is readily available on YouTube in ways it isn’t for other sports. The reason to read it, though, is its superlative prose style. It’s a beautifully written book. I’m willing to bet a non-sports fan would enjoy this work.

Bill Simmons’ *The Book of Basketball* came out and soared to the top of the NYT Non-Fiction List. (Amazon here.) Some critics pointed out a tension: Simmons writes as a “regular guy / Man of the People” and yet now he’s cranked out a THICK basketball book that shot directly to #1. At what point does popularity+celebrity+financial success imperil the conceit of “I’m just a regular guy in the stands?” An worthy question, but one I can’t answer. All I can say is that you get a lot of Bill Simmons, for better or worse. You’re going to get the requisite heaps of Boston homerism and “clever and interesting but not THAT clever and interesting” pop culture references and analysis. A little too much casual sexism and machodude “Yo, here’s another Vegas story!” Lots of “Oh, I did SO MUCH watching, reading, and data crunching to make this book,” which, shockingly, wears thin almost immediately. The book is over 700 pages long, and it could easily lose 200+. It’s whole point, though, is excess. Tons of stats and comparisons and lengthy footnotes. Unfortunately for Simmons, it’s like he’s picked up the annoying tics of David Foster Wallace, only he’s boiled them down to a syrupy reduction that eliminates most of the wonky joie de vivre that characterizes DFW’s long footnotes and detailed excursions. I wasn’t planning on reading this book, but a friend lent it to me and I gave it a go. And, to my surprise, I am really enjoying it. Irritating passage or section? Speed up! The monster is long and fractured, so there’s no need to remember much or keep information to build on. The most entertaining section, which takes up about 350 pages, is a breakdown, in ranked order, of the best 96 players, in his opinion, ever to take the court. This is where the excess comes in handy. Simmons might not have the writerly grace of Halberstam or DFW, but he’s clearly passionate about the NBA to the point of obsession, and he finds ways to offer his tumult of assembled stats and ideas in ways that are usually both accessible and entertaining; I commend his ability to enliven what is dull or esoteric. This book is best read slowly. There are several reviews that essentially say, “Ya, good book. A fun read. But I really wish I didn’t have to read it in 2 days to get out this review.” Good gravy. I can only imagine. This is a good one for the nightstand or the porcelain throne. If you aren’t already interested in the NBA, stay away — this one will overwhelm to the point of vexation.

The most recent addition is also the weirdest, and perhaps even the best. *The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac: Styles, Stats, and Stars in Today’s Game*. (Amazon here.) I’m a big fan of Bethlehem Shoals, the nom de plume of Nathaniel Friedman. He writes Free Darko, one of my favorite sports blogs. (For all you fans of *The Wire*, he ran a blog during seasons 3 through 5 called Heaven and Here.) Shoals’ writing style is, er, unusual. It’s one part NBA geek, one part transcendental philosopher, one part sociologist. His writing sometimes kicks free of the earth and soars to places rich and strange. For this book he teamed up with a few other folks, including a kick-ass illustration team. There are amazing pictures on just about every single page. Hell, it even has a foreword by Gilbert Arenas (gulp). It’s like a hipper version of the Bill Simmons basketball book smashed together with a rad graphic novel. It’s every bit as nerdy as the Simmons book, but it’s interested in the present league, whereas *The Book of Basketball* takes on NBA history. There are about 20 chapters on various players. Consider Leandro Barbosa, a Suns guard — and one of the fastest players in the league. The first picture has him, with ball, out running several birds, a jockey-on-horse, a cheetah, a missile, a sprinter, a few arrows, and a jetplane. At the beginning has a sidebar that asks three questions. What He Gives Us: Sprightly, elastic play with Brazilian cross-rhythms; What He Stands For: The unadulterated glee of forward motion; Why We Care: Because tranquility sometimes lurks near extremes. Then comes a long essay on the player, some swell illustrations of some of his best moves, and even a great chart that tracks all the various ways that Barbosa scored in “seven seconds or less” — the famous Suns offensive strategy in the mid-2000s — much more often than his teammates.
I’ve never seen a sports book anything like that, and I think it’s awesome. They scare up all sorts of weird stats to show that, for example, Arenas shoots way better from 28-38 feet (FAR away!) than from 23-24 feet (the already far away NBA 3pt line). Or that Rasheed Wallace, a notorious hothead, plays much better after his first technical foul. There’s a pictorial explanation of all of Amare Stoudemire’s tatts. Or this crazy graphic, sort of like a word cloud, of all the stat lines of All-Stars that Ron Artest has completely shut down. Or the amazing subtitle of the Stephon Marbury chapter: “Hategoat.”

And there’s a hilarious glossary in the back. Example entries:

“Eastern Conference”: The worst basketball in the league, played in the first states of the Union.

“Iverson, Allen”: The personification of every reason uninformed people give for why they prefer NCAA baskeball to the NBA. Also credited with single-handedly destroying the league after Jordan’s second retirement.”

“Kareem’s Jacket”: Bizarre Native American-meets-David Crosby leather-fringe joint that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wore at a 2006 playoff game. Still known about the Internet simply as “the Jacket.”

“Kemp, Shawn”: Father of hundreds and former high-flying highlight-reel staple who transformed into a doughy wasteland of a man after he left for the Seattle Supersonics.

“NBA draft”: Day on which people with humorous names wear funny baseball caps and ill-advised suits.

“Tesh, John”: Composer of the immortal NBA on NBC theme, a sweeping ode to all that is epic and swift in this game.

Like the Simmons book, this one won’t really appeal to non-NBA fans. If you happen to be a bigtime graphic novel fan, though, you might give this one a ride. NBA fans, look this one up. It’s weird and wonderful.

I’m usually not too keen on this genre, but this is an excellent mashup of film clips from movies of the 2000s. It’s set to three songs: “Lose Yourself,” “All That Jazz,” and “Mad World.” It’s a fun exercise in the power of the citation: how many clips can you recognize? Even more fun: surely you haven’t seen ALL the movies in these clips (and if you have, that’s both impressive and disturbing), but I’m guessing you can recognize some of the movies you haven’t seen. Why? What gives it away? How do you, in general, point toward something larger through a representation of something smaller? (The classic example is a skull = *Hamlet*.) Another fun game, for me, was seeing reminders of many films I haven’t seen in several years. My minor emotional responses toward the various clips made for an interesting little rollercoaster ride.

Enjoy!

Wow! What a game!

The first quarter seemed to suggest it was going to be all Colts, all day. Peyton and co. were marching, and the Saints offense looked tepid at best. Drew Brees looked rattled, Reggie Bush was largely ineffective (how shocking!), and the 3-and-outs were tiring out the defensive unit. I figured it might be a 17-0 halftime on the way to a beatdown.

But then Pierre Thomas started kicking ass. (Memo to Saints: making PT your main RB and have Reggie Bush in for trick plays, punt returns, and as a RB/receiver out in the flat. He stinks at everything else.) And then Drew Brees heated up, found his confidence, and, from what I can tell, did not throw another incomplete pass. That guy was on fire. He wasn’t throwing many 40 yard strikes up the middle, but he was completing a ton of 15-20 yard hits.

I was wrong. Totally wrong. I figured that the Saints offense would wake up eventually — which it did — but by then it’d be a close game and no way was Peyton Manning losing a close game. But then he choked, throwing a TERRIBLE pass that resulted in a Pick Six TD that blew the game wide open. That cornerback made an outstanding run, pointing for a block and then cutting through that lane at the right moment, and then outrunning the fat O-line guy (a difficult task, I know). I figured the Colts would march and score a TD and then it’d be tie game and Saints ball and then things would get spicy. But, nope, Peyton threw a pass worthy of Brett Favre. So unlike him. My viewing compatriots and I were in awe, over and over, of Peyton’s ability to throw passes that literally cannot be caught by anyone but his receiver. He loves the down-and-away ball. Either it’s a reception or incompletion. Whatever happened — a miscommunication? — he threw a ball toward the inside shoulder of a receiver (never a good idea on a slant up the middle) and the CB jumped in front, snatched the ball, and took off. It was the same sort of throw that Brett Favre submitted. Thing is, Favre throws horrible INTs sometimes. Manning hardly EVER does that. When it happens, it’s almost always a bad break — one of those bang-bang NFL plays that features a tipped ball and a safety that dives about 15 yards to basketcatch a fluttering ball. I cannot remember the last time I’ve seen a Manning Pick Six. (Surely one happened during those early 00s Pats v. Colts playoff games where the Pats stomped all over the Colts?) With all the chips on the line, the biggest football geek of them all through a terrible, horrible, don’t EVER do that sort of pass. Weird.

But then the Colts just marched right back down the field. Only they were content to take the 8-yard dump passes up the middle (which the Saints were obviously giving away), which is fine, except that it killed the clock. There was a dim chance of a comeback, only Manning hit Reggie Wayne, his best receiver, in the hands on 4th down. Wayne was standing in the endzone. Game over.

God bless Sean Peyton for taking that Gatorade bath like a victorious conqueror. He gets nailed and pumps his arms in the air and his teammates pick him up and he looks so fierce and competitive and, well, happy. It’s was lovely. It ALMOST made me forget that he was sporting both gelled-spiked hair AND a visor (shudder). Note to Nick Saban: the Gatorade bath is what happens to winning coaches in big games. Sort acting like a sissypants when you get nailed with that cold, sticky liquid. I’m sure it’s unpleasant, yes, but you just won a HUGE game (in his case, the BSC championship) — ENJOY IT.

My favorite plays in the game were:

-Manning’s two BREATHTAKING passes up-and-over the defense to the sidelines. He had one in the 2nd and one on the final drive. This weird deep passes that somehow blopped up and then down, avoiding several outstretched defensive hands along the way. Scary accuracy.

-The onside kick to start the second half. What stones! It’s giving implicit trust to special teams AND the defense. It might have looked bad if muffed, but given this and the 4th-and-goal attempt, Sean Peyton was going for the jugular.

-That ABSURD catch/play for the 2 point conversation that gave the Saints some safety. Thank goodness they overturned the horrible call. Of course it was in!

-The various Pierre Thomas pinball runs. That guy bounced off at least 1 tackle per run — usually more. He helped get the Saints offense started. Drew Brees was the clear MVP, but he owes some thanks to ol’ Pierre.

Well played, Saints. Please don’t torch Bourbon St. during your celebrations.

This Super Bowl excites me. After years of fluky teams making the big game (working backwards, Arizona, NY Giants, Chicago, Pittsburgh, Carolina), we are finally rewarded with a match-up of the two teams who were the toast of their respective conferences. The two best QBs. Both possess underrated — although is that possible at this stage? — defenses. Two exciting offenses, but for different reasons: the wonky surgical precision of the Colts versus the balls-out assault of the Saints. The Colts run just about the same plays every week. The Saints seem to come up with new and zany plays (often trick plays!) every week.

The Colts come into this game with more — more momentum, more experience, more support from gamblers and the press. They shellacked my Jets in the AFC championship. I was proud of the way the Jets played for the first, say, 27 minutes. The missed field goals hurts, sure, but that’s karmic justice for the first two games where opponents’ missed FGs proved critical. Rex Ryan blitzed blitzed blitzed (no surprises there), and, at first, it rattled Peyton. Some sacks. Some pissy faces on the sidelines. Swarming pressure. It felt like — I daresay — the early 00s Pats victories over the Colts. Rattled Peyton, knock him off his game, get him with agitated eyes and a furrowed brow and he’ll help you out by self-destructing. Well, he ran a helluva good 2 minute drill to end the first half. I expected as much, but it was an unholy alliance of brilliant offensive precision AND horrendous defensive breakdowns that I hadn’t seen since the early season. If a guy runs a deep slant over the middle, either the corner sticks or a safety picks him up, right? Well, not this time. Still, I figured Rex Ryan would holler at his defense and they’d come back out, fired up, and bring some more hell. Hell was brought, yes, but by ol’ Peyton. He lit up the Jets in the second half. He’s currently 5-1 against Rex Ryan defenses — the one loss was the controversial week 17 game where the Colts starters didn’t play the second half and they basically gave up their perfect season. Rex Ryan plays a certain kind of defense — of the KILL KILL MAIM KILL variety — but it’s consistently one of the best in the league. It took Peyton a little while to figure out what was going on (RR likes to blitz folks from odd places and angles and also enjoys delayed blitzes, so there’s a lot to compute), but once Peyton wrapped his mind around the package, he obliterated the Jets. It was sad and impressive. There are other reasons why the Jets lost, mainly that their running game was largely ineffective, but if I’m honest I can’t say that, given how well the Colts offense played in the second half, the Jets could have won. The Colts offense toasted the Jets D — the hottest defense in the league — and even the astonishing Darrelle Revis got badly juked at one point.

The Saints/Vikes NFC championship was an altogether different affair. If the narrative of the Colts/Jets was “the best team in the AFC got severely challenged, pulled it together, and then whumped an inferior opponent,” then the Saints/Vikes narrative was “WHO WANTS IT LESS?!” Holy crap, what an ugly game! Drew Brees never really found his groove: the patented 35 yard frozen ropes up the middle were 8 inches off target. So close, yet so far. Reggie Bush, the unexpected star from the last game, was simply horrendous. People, we need to own up to the fact that Reggie Bush is a mediocre-to-shitty pro. He remains an electrifying punt returner (and I wouldn’t be shocked if he made a big play in the SB off a Colts punt), and he can be a holy terror if he can get into the open field, but that’s the problem: he can’t often do that. Take Thomas Jones, the Jets RB: he will usually smash up the middle for 3-4 yards. Unsexy but consistent. He’s a human cannonball — hell, he used to play for the Bears! He won’t often break for a long run, but he won’t get nailed for a loss either. 3-4 yards, every time. As Madden might say, BOOM! Reggie Bush, on the other hand, will get tackled for a 2 yard loss. Or no gain. It’s amazing how often this happens. Sometimes he tries to get cute and head outside and gets tackled along the way. But other times he just flies into the line and, instead of emerging for 3-4 yards, he falls down immediately for no gain. One big game — the first in awhile! — got people all excited, and then Bush flopped pretty hard. That punt fumble was horrible.

The Vikes did the Saints a huge favor: they were the better team, overall, but they turned the ball over with an almost comic frequency. I couldn’t take the game seriously for a period in the second half. The Saints O was flat — no big plays, really, and a muted ability to move the chains. The Saints D wasn’t playing terribly, but the Vikes were marching often enough. But the Vikes kept on fumbling ball. Over and over and over. Adrian Peterson ripped off some nice runs, including a _fearsome_ TD run in the first half where he exploded through the line and then accelerated into the endzone before the secondary could reach him. It was manly. So there’s this scene in *The Program*, a flawed but underrated 90s sports flick about college football, where this RB keeps fumbling, so the coach makes him carry a football everywhere on campus and his teammates would try to sneak up and take it away — on the quadrangle, in lecture, whatever. Why can’t AP do this? I’m sure everyone’s been working hard at this, as it’s his only flaw. (Well, the others might be that he tries to break for huge runs a little too often and that he’s way too willing to huddle himself at defenders, a head-first human missile, that will shorten his career and perhaps even leave him horrifically injured.) So the second half was basically a game of Monopoly between two players who each owned about half the properties on the board and both had a lot of money. Boring stalemate. The Saints O couldn’t get it done. The Saints D let the VIkes move the ball, but they did a great job of forcing turnovers. Back to the Saints O, who couldn’t get it done (again and again). Punt. Back to the Vikes! Fumble. Ugh.

If the Saints could have done SOMETHING in the third and early/mid-fourth quarter, they’d have won. If the Vikes could have avoided, say, half of their grisly turnovers, they’d have likely scored and won. But, of course, we now know why this darkly comic back-and-forth took place between the two teams: the football gods were setting up the agonizing-but-inevitable end. Brett Favre stars as Oedipus, only he’s not screwing his mom, he’s screwing over his fans. Again! Every performance. You come to the theater and think maybe this time Oedipus will do it differently. NOPE! Brett Favre is full of hubris. We all know this. Say what else you want about him — great man, gunslinger, mercenary, dickhead, everything that’s right/wrong about America — what can’t be argued is that he possesses hubris. In colossal proportions. Here’s how the Oxford English Dictionary defines hubris: “Presumption, originally towards the gods; pride; excessive self-confidence.” Brett Favre makes big plays — this is inarguable. Brett Favre wants to make the big play to win the biggest game. This seems logical enough, but, thing is, he has an outstanding record of failure in those situations. His season-ending interception in the NFC championship game against the Giants 2 years ago was horrible. My Packers-fan friend was speechless. That was his last pass as a Packer. His season-ending interception last year was horrible. The stakes were lower, but this was a must-win game to make the playoffs, and this pick ensured a loss to Miami, a team who’s QB, Chad Pennington, was the guy Favre outsted when he came to the Jets as a hired gun. That was his last pass as a Jet. (Then the shit storm began. The chronicle of Brett Favre-as-diva-and-terrible-teammate was an unpleasant read. These were embittered ex-teammates, sure, but there was probably some truth there.) I have a few friends who are bigtime Vikes fans. I’ve been joking with them all season: just you wait, he’s going to do good and then begin to slip and then BAM he’s going to rip out your hearts. Well, simply put, Brett Favre had an extraordinary season. For anyone. But for a guy with his odometer, on a new team? Yikes. And he didn’t do anything stupid down the stretch. I was worried. I wanted Brett Favre to fail, I admit it, and he wasn’t following the script. So when the Vikes had the ball and were marching down the field into field goal territory as the clock wound down in the fourth quarter I was cursing the Saints for their offensive ineptitude. Their D gave them multiple gifts, which they scorned and threw back, and now, SOMEHOW, the Vikes were going to win. They were on the edge of FG range. Two runs up the middle for nothing. Then the slow drums of Fate began. A penalty for 12 men in the huddle, otherwise known as “the stupidest and most preventable penalty in football.” Now at the very edge of FG territory. At this point I perked up. I was glum and resigned to the Vikes’ — and thus Favre’s — success. I did not want to endure the fellatio party that would erupt when Favre won. But now, look, they are on the outside of their kicker’s range. He’s gonna try to make a play! OH YES. He rolls out on a bootleg. All the critics say he could have run for 5-6 yards, slid, and that was that — game over. Some say he’d been hit so hard and so often by the Saints — which is true, he got rocked several times — that he was battered or unconsciously worried and didn’t do that. Me? I think he wanted to be the hero. The hubris. So he’s rolling out right and decides to throw across his body. Try this at home sometime — it’s very hard. Sure, he’s got a handcannon, everyone knows that, but, still, it’s one of the hardest throws to make consistently. And, what’s more, he throws into the middle of the field. Lots of folks get jumbled up in there. Interception. The Chorus nods knowingly. The football gods chortle. A Viking fan offers a profanely horrified response. The best thing, of course, would have been a Pick-Six to break the tie and end the game. But, still, now that Fate was involved, the outcome was obvious: Saints win toss and elect to receive (NFL overtime is such horseshit). A few dubious calls later and they are in field goal range. Kicker splits the posts. Elation on Bourbon Street. Brett’s last pass as a Vike?

This long Favrian digression is meant to show that the Saints didn’t really do much to win the game. Hell, even the OT was a tense affair where they needed to get bailed out by the refs (as some allege) to win. The INT was crucial, of course, but that throw was so bad the guy was just in the right place at the right time. Seriously, if ANYTHING ELSE reasonable had happened — short run by Favre, incompletion, hell, him falling to the ground, the Vikes have a puncher’s chance of winning the game.

I’m guessing we’re going to see a different Saints team. Freeney’s ankle is one of those media obsession that make me a little queasy. Yes, he’s super important to the Colts’ defensive line, but maybe some more reporting on Haiti instead?? If he’s out, the guy who’s the most effective at pressuring the QB will be sidelined. If Brees has time he’ll hit a few homeruns. This could be a problem. Thing is, the Colts diced up Baltimore and the Jets, both teams with better defenses than the Saints. But here’s the rub: neither the Ravens nor the Jets have, erm, intimidating offenses. Neither of these teams play to outscore you — not at all. The Saints are completely capable of putting up 35-45 points. I’d see that score and not blink. With the Jets and Ravens, I’d wonder what the hell happened. The Colts have cannily won close games all year. This is demonstrable, and I think that will be the decisive element. If the game’s close down the stretch, it’ll be hard not to pick the Colts — many of them have the previous big game pressure, Peyton’s ridiculous, and, mostly importantly, they’ve done this all season. Thing is, the Colts offensive can easily sputter for a quarter. A few 3-and-outs. A bad fumble. And unlikely pick. The Colts win by being the better overall team and nipping out close ones. The Saints, when they win, tend to win by overpowering their opposition. It’s like the mid-2000s Suns “seven seconds or less” offensive in football form. The Saints can win if strike hard and early (like, before the fourth quarter) then hold on down the stretch. A Saints blowout (say, 38-17) wouldn’t surprise me. A Colts blowout would sort of surprise me. Anything close, though, goes to the Colts, in my book. And seeing how ineffective the Saints were on offense last week, plus the inevitable first half jitters (remember that atrocious first half of the Pats vs. Panthers Super Bowl? We needed Nipplegate to bring that game around) mean that the Saints probably won’t be able to chalk up enough points to surge ahead. And they certainly won’t get as many fumbles out of the Colts! This is all to say that I can envision about 2 scenarios where the Saints win and about 5 where the Colts win. Final score prediction: Colts 30, Saints 23.

Here are two great links I’ve recently come across:

1) An outstanding breakdown of the debate between Rahm Emanuel and Sarah Palin over the use of the adjective “retarded.” This is one of the best pieces on political arguments over language I’ve ever seen. Enjoy!

2) Just how back are my New Jersey Nets? At 4-46 (you read that correctly), they are on pace to become the shittiest team in NBA history. Here’s a morbidly fascinating breakdown of why the Nets suck so much. Er, enjoy!

I’ve meant to write some stuff on the Super Bowl, but I haven’t had the time. I’ll try to crank something out later on this morning.

Choirs of angels are doing backflips alongside Jebus because TOTONNO’S HAS RETURNED! When we last discussed Totonno’s, it had burned to the ground. It is opening again this Wednesday. Click here for more information. Be sure to watch the video on the bottom of the owner, Lawrence Ciminieri, make a pizza, start to finish. You will salivate. Those in NYC, make a voyage down to Coney Island to welcome back this wondrous pizzeria!

This hilarious blog post appears at the crossroads of meta-analysis and parody. (Is this a fitting example of form-as-content? I am unsure. Discuss.) In the end, I just hope this breakdown doesn’t remind you of my posts! I can think of many blog posts I’ve read that do fit this bill.

Enjoy!

This collection of 125 rare photos of celebrities and other famous folk is truly incredible. Make a point of checking this out, and give yourself some time to go through slowly. Just about every single picture is outstanding; I was making a list of favorites to point you toward and eventually the list grew to include just about every other photo. I found it thoroughly absorbing and somehow moving — perhaps because so many of these pictures are intimate and youthful, and most of the folks who appear are either dead or quite craggly. I was not prepared for the final picture; that one elicited a strong and strange response.

Enjoy!

I love this blog. It’s dedicated to photos of parents when they were young, dumb, and beautiful. Lots of sepia-hued 70s photography and the like. I’d meant to shunt y’all toward this blog long ago, but, alas I forgot. Thing is, a good pal of mine recently got a picture of her parents up on the blog! YES. Click on the link to see this very photograph, and then go check out the rest of the blog.

Enjoy!