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		<title>Debt debate is tyrrany of bad ideas; stoner mark needs a job</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess it&#8217;s been a year since I last blogged; maybe this is a yearly thing. Professor Krugman posts on the internal economic debate within the administration circa 2009, quoting Christine Romer as saying that there were many in the administration who wanted to shift to talking about the deficit after the stimulus was passed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess it&#8217;s been a year since I last blogged; maybe this is a yearly thing.</p>
<p>Professor Krugman posts on the internal economic debate within the administration circa 2009, quoting Christine Romer as saying that there were many in the administration who wanted to shift to talking about the deficit after the stimulus was passed in 2009, showing that the deficit-obsession isn&#8217;t limited to the GOP. Like so many things economic, this made me think of my old and troubled friend stoner Mark. As you don&#8217;t recall from previous posts, stoner Mark is my drug-addled deadbeat friend who is always hitting me up for money. Against the advice of many of you, I lent him money when he was reaching rock bottom a few years ago. Ok, I gave him money flat out, knowing he&#8217;d never pay me back. Remarkably, he did use the money to get back on his feet for a while, instead of wasting it on the absolutely prime cheeba that&#8217;s been floating around the city the past two years. He was gainfully employed supervising road construction, and then as a clerical temp worker at the Fed of all places.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, stoner Mark is at heart a stoner, and I got word that a combination of some misfiled bank supervision reports and an intemperate comment about Tim Geithner&#8217;s closeness to the banking industry got him fired from his Fed job. Predictably, he landed back with his parents and, in their infinite middle class wisdom, their only recourse was apparently to call me for advice on how to deal with him. &#8220;He&#8217;s eating fritos and watching Night Court all day,&#8221; his mom told me. &#8220;His bedroom smells like Jerry Garcia&#8217;s cremation chamber and I think he stole my Playboy collection,&#8221; his father complained.</p>
<p>Always game for arm-chair analysis and needless commentary, I told them I&#8217;d talk to him. Mark was a little depressed, as far as Mark goes. He felt his parents weren&#8217;t being fair to him, he was trying hard to get back on track. I consoled him by saying that many are still in his position, and that the economy would pick up soon. He wasn&#8217;t reassured. The thing was, he said, he had a plan: he knew he needed to take life more seriously, and had found a way&#8211;beauty school. He could learn to cut hair, and would have a steady job for years to come. People&#8217;s hair always grows, he told me, it&#8217;s recession-proof. I told him I liked his reasoning (not wanting to point out that, if squeezed hard enough, people could get their friends to cut their hair for free, though consideration of common vanity suggests he&#8217;s probably right about the recession proof thing). That&#8217;s great, I said, what&#8217;s the problem then?</p>
<p>Mark explained that the problem was that he needed 2000 bucks to pay for beauty school. I could sense he wanted to ask me, but Mark is ultimately a good guy and knows that I wouldn&#8217;t give him money again if my life depended on it. He asked his parents for the $2000, but the problem there is, he already owes them a lot of money. How much?, I asked. $20,000, he said. &#8220;Yikes,&#8221; I said. I could see why they wouldn&#8217;t want to lend him any more. Where his parents rich?, I asked. Not really, he said, though they&#8217;re comfortable enough to give him another $2000 without too much pain. Problem is they don&#8217;t trust him anymore, he tells me. When he broached the topic, his dad started ranting about the value of hard work and the importance of honoring your financial obligations to others. His mom shook her head and said, very unhelpfully, that she&#8217;d considered throwing him out on the street. What kind of mother is that?, I wondered. A crazy one, he said, and we had a good laugh. Mark then said, pain in his voice, that he wanted to pay back his parents, but he needed this beauty school certification to do it. At that point, I said to Mark that, hey, his parents reached out to me after all, why don&#8217;t I talk to them a little (I love meddling in other people&#8217;s personal lives).</p>
<p>I called up his mom and mentioned the $2000 and the beauty school. Suddenly, she started screaming at me that this kid is &#8220;a deadbeat&#8221;, &#8220;what kind of son is this?&#8221;, &#8220;how did he allow himself to fall so far?&#8221; I told her to calm down, she&#8217;s only got one kid after all (Mark is an only child). Look, I said, he owes you $20,000, no? You want to see some of that come back. &#8220;Right&#8221;, she said, of course she wants the money back; she was even planning to buy Mark a car before he asked for the loans (maybe she wasn&#8217;t such a bad mom after all). Well then, I said, what&#8217;s another $2000, is that really so difficult for you and your husband to do? He&#8217;s your son, he&#8217;s lost, but at least he has a plan this time, at least it sounds like he has some conviction to get back on his feet. I thought I was getting through, she said &#8220;maybe you&#8217;re right.&#8221;</p>
<p>At this point, his dad piped in; I didn&#8217;t even know he was on the line. &#8220;This kid is becoming a loser, and the only thing that will teach him a lesson is if we throw him out on the street and he has to fend for himself.&#8221; I suddenly felt awkward. I knew from bitter experience (of observing other people) that being thrown out on the street would in no way help stoner Mark. There was a time when a young man possessing nothing other than the clothes on his back and a work ethic could get somewhere in this world. Now, however, this same man would find no prospects beside a life of crime and heavy drinking. The economy is simply too education-driven and specialized. Stoner Mark&#8217;s dad was old school though. He&#8217;d gotten back from Vietnam with $5 in his pocket and somehow managed to start a middle class family. He couldn&#8217;t see that stoner Mark&#8217;s life as a stoner had doomed him, in this brave new post-modern economy, to the ranks of the low-skilled service sector&#8211;peeling potatoes or picking vegetables or pumping gas. Knowing stoner Mark&#8217;s family, however, this is just the kind of job that would make them feel an ultimate shame worse than that emanating from having their young-adult living in their house for a while. The latter they could explain to their friends at the church rotary and the country club; they probably even had grown kids of their own in their basements. The former was the kind of thing that would cause them to avoid social functions.</p>
<p>I let stoner Mark&#8217;s dad shout for a spell, then I gave his parents my piece: &#8220;I can understand that you&#8217;re upset with him, I&#8217;m frankly upset with Mark too. Upset and disappointed. He owes money all over town, and to you and me especially. He got here through his own laziness and stubbornness, no doubt. I want you to understand, however, where exactly Mark is going to be if you can&#8217;t find it in your heart to support him this one last time: he has no skills, and will only find minimum wage employment at best. Dude isn&#8217;t even fit to sell shoes, I tell them. He&#8217;s not going to be in a good place if you throw him out on his ass. If, however, you can just give him another $2000, he could get back on his feet and start paying you back. If you don&#8217;t, you&#8217;re never going to see your money again, that&#8217;s for sure.&#8221; I paused, then went on, &#8220;I&#8217;ll also remind you that he got into this debt trouble in the first place because you encouraged him not to work during college, and instead to focus on his studies. I remember this time well, we smoked two spliffs every morning before I went off to my macroeconomics seminar; I remember thinking he probably doesn&#8217;t have my gift for functioning under the influence because I&#8217;d usually find him sleeping on his futon with his hands clutching a melting pint of Phish Food when I got home in the afternoon.&#8221;</p>
<p>I left this part out, but this is also the time he came up with the brilliant idea of making leveraged pot trades: he&#8217;d borrow increasing amounts on his credit card to finance large pot purchases, a scheme that worked swimmingly when Stoner Mark was motivated and selling well&#8211;you&#8217;d see him at parties passing out his new business cards stamped with the image of a purple bong&#8211;but started to deteriorate as he got more and more baked off his own supply. Eventually, his clientele dried up and his credit rating was destroyed, which probably kept him from getting many a good job after college. Ah consequences.</p>
<p>I finished my argument to the parents: &#8220;Long story short, if you don&#8217;t give him this $2000, he&#8217;s going to end up homeless, and you&#8217;re never going to get your $20,000 back. If you do, he&#8217;ll have one last chance to save himself, and you may start getting some of your cash back, along with the added satisfaction of helping your son not starve.&#8221; &#8220;Let him starve,&#8221; his dad suddenly exclaimed. &#8220;It&#8217;s just going to be the same thing all over again,&#8221; his mother chimed in. &#8220;He&#8217;s got to learn to live responsibly. If he has to fend for himself, he&#8217;ll have some respect for money and realize he has to pay us back right away.&#8221;</p>
<p>I can only do so much in the face of illogic, so I said &#8220;fair enough, but don&#8217;t think I didn&#8217;t warn you.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8212;-</p>
<p>Anyway, getting back to Professor Krugman, one wonders how lowering the deficit will fix our economic problems. Last time I checked, this recession/depression was caused by a financial crisis and has been prolonged by high levels of PRIVATE debt. As individuals work to get their balance sheets in order, economic activity will suffer; if you got to pay back a few thousand on your credit cards, you&#8217;ll probably cancel the $100/month cable and get $10/month Netflix, or stop eating out. Tax receipts will fall as a result, leading to higher PUBLIC deficits.  Thus private deleveraging will lead to higher public debt. However, cutting public spending won&#8217;t cure your private indebtedness&#8211;the causation doesn&#8217;t run the other way.</p>
<p>Furthermore, if we all had jobs, we&#8217;d be able to pay taxes again and our deficit problems would go away.</p>
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		<title>Linen Pants</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello non-existent readers! I&#8217;ve been away for a while; much has happened. I learned about war and peace, and endured a cambridge winter. the spine is thicker, and the gut wider. Here&#8217;s a poem. Linen pants I’m no longer depressed Because I discovered Linen pants They were dressy, but comfortable They felt clean, and casual [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello non-existent readers! I&#8217;ve been away for a while; much has happened. I learned about war and peace, and endured a cambridge winter. the spine is thicker, and the gut wider. Here&#8217;s a poem.</p>
<p>Linen pants</p>
<p>I’m no longer depressed</p>
<p>Because I discovered</p>
<p>Linen pants</p>
<p>They were dressy, but comfortable</p>
<p>They felt clean, and casual</p>
<p>[a concerned friend suggested I try shorts</p>
<p>he didn’t understand]</p>
<p>I’ve always had waist sizes that dwelled at unavailable sizes</p>
<p>Like 34 and ¾ or</p>
<p>In times of plenty</p>
<p>37</p>
<p>I always also felt distracted by my ill fitting and uncomfortable pants</p>
<p>And would lose concentration in social situations</p>
<p>then the linen pants</p>
<p>one particular pair fit perfectly</p>
<p>when I wore them</p>
<p>I at last felt</p>
<p>At ease</p>
<p>I think this make had sizes that were either a little too big for the number</p>
<p>Or a little too small</p>
<p>The distortion here was in my favor</p>
<p>I felt so much at ease</p>
<p>I even cuffed the bottoms</p>
<p>Like I was waking through a creekbed</p>
<p>And walked down the hot City streets</p>
<p>Feeling loose, wanting to even <em>project</em> looseness</p>
<p>These fine linen pants made me feel</p>
<p>that I could now</p>
<p>perhaps</p>
<p>try</p>
<p>to fit in</p>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t care what you think of my cornbread</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four years ago today, Matthew Peter Gibney died from complications of whiskey, etc.. Matt was a metal guitar master, and, from what I can gather, a bit of a minor celebrity in the Jersey metal scene. He was funny as hell, in a very unique way. Take the cornbread track below for example. (The line [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Four years ago today, Matthew Peter Gibney died from complications of whiskey, etc.. Matt was a metal guitar master, and, from what I can gather, a bit of a minor celebrity in the Jersey metal scene. He was funny as hell, in a very unique way. Take the cornbread track below for example. (The line comes from Aliens, from when Ripley slaps away the tray of food Bishop offers her and Frost remarks &quot; I guess she don&#8217;t like the cornbread, either.&quot;)</p>
<p>Matt was my ex-fiance/girlfriend&#8217;s best friend. They had dated in high school and were very close friends; according to Aimee, I was the first boyfriend she ever had who he didn&#8217;t try to terrorize. He liked me. He had a personality that many would consider sociopathic at first blush; he could also alternately be very charismatic, even charming. When me and my ex-girlfriend were living on West 96th street, he used to visit, and would bring me little Nemo&#8217;s chocolate cakes from the corner store because he knew I liked chocolate. I think he appreciated my smoking habits too. There were long stints of consecutive weekly visits, when he would sleep on the couch, interrupting the flow in our already crowded artificial two-bedroom, in which three people&#8211;me, Aimee and our roommate&#8211;were living, and interrupting our sex life more importantly. There was also a trip to the Jersey shore with him and his girlfriend, another friend of Aimee&#8217;s. Matt was very prolific as a writer and musician; for me, he would write scripts for boxing matches in which I would fight concepts like forward motion, or a bunny, and would always lose by falling asleep. I used to drink and smoke a lot back then so I accordingly fell asleep a lot. Here&#8217;s one of the boxing matches. The N and K names are my first and last name. I&#8217;ll be putting up more of Matt&#8217;s work as I get a hold of it.</p>
<div>(Scene: wide shot of a boxing ring. Cut to broadcast table.)</div>
<div>Broadcaster: Good evening, folks and welcome to another knuckleduster of championship boxing tonight here in the Congo. I&#8217;m Fwaff McAllizam and with me is controversial talk show host Morton Downey Jr.</div>
<div>MDJ: This is going to be a stellar evening of fights, Fwaff. Looks like the first match is starting now.</div>
<div>(cut to center of ring. Ring announcer takes microphone.)</div>
<div>RA: WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO THE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LET&#8217;S INTRODUCE THE FIRST MATCH&#8230;IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF YEARS, IT IS THE CONCEPT OF TIME!!! (cut to empty corner, three Black Panther militants are holding rifles outside the ring in the corner, fists raised up.The crowd goes wild.)</div>
<div>fwaff: Oh, Morton, this crowd sure does love the concept of time. I guess they don&#8217;t know that time is ACTUALLY against them. (cheers instantly turn to boos.)</div>
<div>RA: AND IN THIS CORNER&#8230;.IN THIS&#8230;(we cut to opposite corner, where there is no one. a trainer runs out, carrying N***&#8217;s sleepy ass over his shoulder. He tosses N*** over the ropes onto his head, which doesn&#8217;t wake him. Announcer continues) ahem&#8230;.IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING 175 LBS, THE HINDI HEADCRUSHER&#8230;N************************************* K**************************************!!!!!</div>
<div>(Crowd goes wild, starts firing guns. N*** wakes up due to an alarm on his watch.)</div>
<div>Fwaff: wow, this crowd is really pumped for this matchup, hey Mort? (MDJ has been killed by a stray bullet.) My god&#8230;anyhow, folks, let&#8217;s get into the action!!</div>
<div>(Bell rings. N*** stands still, looking pensive. His trainer is screaming, turning beat red, instructing him to fight. N******* pulls out an old book and begins reading.)</div>
<div>Fwaff: AND IT&#8217;S A DOOZY, FOLKS!! K**** IS BEING PUSHED BACK TO THE ROPES BY THE VERY IDEA OF A CONCEPT USED TO MEASURE ORGANIC DECAY!!! HIS READING IS UNFETTERED, DESPITE HIS TRAINER&#8217;S BEST ATTEMPTS!!! (Trainer is holding a gun up to a picture of N*** family, screaming wildly. N**** continues to read, and yawns.)</div>
<div>Fwaff: OH, MY GOODNESS, FOLKS!!! IT APPEARS THAT THE CONCEPT OF TIME IS GETTING SOME MUCH NEEDED HELP FROM ONE OF K****&#8217;S OLDEST FOES&#8230;.CARBON DIOXIDE!! WHAT A PITY THAT THE REF CANNOT SEE EITHER OF THOSE TWO INTANGIBLE ENTITIES, FOR SURELY A DISQUALIFICATION WOULD BE IN ORDER!!! (N**** sits down. His trainer shoots himself) K***** CANNOT WITHSTAND THE ATTACK ANY LONGER!! IT APPEARS HE&#8217;S ON THE CHAPTER ABOUT CAUSALITY, AND NYONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT A DOOZY THAT ONE IS!!! K*****&#8217;S EYES ARE BECOMING WOBBLY!!! HIS LEGS CURLED INTO HIS CHEST!!! HIS TRUSTED LINEN PANTS BEING USED AS A PILLOW!!! AND YES&#8230;.HE&#8217;S DOWN!!!</div>
<div>RA: AT ZERO WINS, 178 LOSSES&#8230;.N************************ K*******************************************!!!!!</div>
<div>*********************************</div>
<div>Here&#8217;s another one:</div>
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<p><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">(Scene: Boxing ring. crowds gather into their seats.The ringside annoucers take their place at their desk.)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">Annc: And welcome again folks to an evening of pummelling, mayhem, and the loss of human dignity!! I&#8217;m Spap Ragamuffin and with me is penal-industry lifer, Charles Manson!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">CM: Good evening!! The ghost of fear lives within the masses of ignorance!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">Spap: It sure does, Chuck. This evening&#8217;s battle is brought to you by Nike Child Labor camps; now open in Bangladesh!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">CM: Tractor trailers of love have driven off the ravine of uneasy consumer confidence.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">Spap: Truer words, chuck, truer words&#8230;looks like we&#8217;re about to kick this thing off with a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal knuckleduster!!</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">(The Crypt Keeper enters the ring and takes the mic))</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">CK: GOOD EVENING, BOYS AND GHOULS!! TONIGHT WE HAVE A DEVILISHLY EEEEEEEEEEERIE BATTLE TO START YOU OFF&#8230;&#8230;..IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT TENS OF THOUSANDS OF RUINED LIVES ACROSS THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE, IT&#8217;S THE IRAN-CONTRA SCANDAL!!!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">(There are a pile of documents in the corner. Crowd claps and boos all at once, silences in confusion, and laughs at itself. all the men in the audience begin making out with each other.)</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">CM: This is it, Spap my man!! The Holy Lord is punishing those who cry out his name vainly in the pews!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">Spap: No mistaking that, Chuck.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">CK:AND IN THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 185 LBS., THE THIRD-EYE THROTTLER, N*** K*********!!!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">(Crowd claps, boos, makes out with itself, blows coke off of dead colombian children&#8217;s corpses. N*** is wheeled into the ring by an impoverished Honduran woman, whom he tips generously once she has picked him up and tossed him through the ropes into the ring. N*** approaches the center of the ring, where the papers have been placed. The Crypt Keeper is now the referee.)</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">CK: OK, BOYYYYYYYYYYYYS, PLAY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE. REMEMBER, NO HITTING BELOW THE BELT, NO FACE SCRATCHING, NO GHOOOOOULISH TICKLING, NO-</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">(N*** knocks out the Crypt Keeper and starts attacking the Iran-Contra documents.)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">Spap: AND HERE WE GO!!! K**** COMES ROARING OUT OF THE GATE!! HE&#8217;S ALREADY KNOCKED OFF AT LEAST 90 PAGES OF INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE AGAINST THE CIA AND DEPT. OF DEFENSE!!! </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">(N*** stops swinging; the documents have disappeared. He looks side to side, shrugging at the audience.)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">CM: Looks like what we got here is some hocus pocus; and what the American people need is more FOCUS, Spap!! They&#8217;re lost!! Like hyena cubs in an unrelenting desert!!!  Like the followers of Moses after the exile from Egypt!! </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">Spap: No one here agrees with you more than I, dear friend, but&#8211;</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">(The boxing ring is sprayed with machine-gun fire from an unknown point. after the smoke clears, we see that the documents have taken the upper hand.)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">Spap: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, CHUCK!! THE DOCUMENTS CALLED IN FOR AIR SUPPORT, AND ARE NOW WHIPPING K**** INTO AN ELITE GETTING-BEATEN-SENSELESS MACHINE!!! THIS IS QUITE A SITE!! NEVER, I SAY NEVER CHUCK, HAS A PILE OF PAPER SHOWN SUCH GUTS, SUCH CONVICTION-</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">(N*** produces an industriual paper shredder from his shorts.)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">CM: IT&#8217;S THE ASCENSION INTO IOWA, SPAP!!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">Spap: YOU ARE TRULY A POET, CHUCKY BOY!!! K**** IS SHREDDING THESE DOCUMENTS AS IF HE WAS BEING PAID HEARTILY TO DO SO!!! IN SECONDS, THIS FIGHT HAS GONE FROM CIVIL DUEL INTO ALL OUT GENOCIDAL MADNESS!!! WE&#8217;RE DOWN TO THE LAST FEW PAGES, WHICH K**** IS USING AS ROLLING PAPERS!!! HE IS GETTING STONED, NOT ALLOWING THE REF TO RAISE IN HAND IN VICTORY UNTIL HE IS FAST ASLEEP!!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">(at the mention of &#8216;sleep&#8217;, N*** collapses, smiling)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">CM: Looks like the brown deviul heard you, Spap!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">Spap: AND WHAT A HANDSOME DEVIL HE IS!!! K**** HAS HIT THE MAT, THE CROWD IS GOING WILD (shots of the crowd making out, using corpses for coke, clinking champagne flutes full of red fluid next to kegs marked &#8216;crackhead blood&#8217;), AND IT LOOKS LIKE &#8211; YES, WE HAVE AN HISTORIC FIRST VIDTORY!! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SHALL NEVER KNOW THE EVILS PERPETRATED BY THEIRT GOVERNMENT IN THE NAME OF WAR-PROFITEERING, THANKS TO THIS MAN!!! GET OVER HERE CHUCK, I THINK I LOVE YOU!!! (Spap and chuck start making out)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt;font-family: Times">crypt keeper: (rubbing his jaw) THE WINNER OF THISSSSSSSSSSSS BOUT, AT 1 WIN, 178 LOSSES, N*** K*****(N*** wakes up to knock him out again, falls back alseep.)</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Gibney (I called him Gibney) also had surprising moments when he stepped out of his normal idiom. Take this poem for example, which he emailed to me, Aimee and my roommate after one of the long stints of couch surfing:</p>
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<div>Upon Wings of sultry summer musk</div>
<div>gliding ever towards an enlightened giddy daze</div>
<div>Vamanos!! Ahora!!</div>
<div>Porque es la verdad, la canta,</div>
<div>baillamos</div>
<div>Westward to sleep and fortunes illgotten!!!!</div>
<div>shovelling deeper into the mire</div>
<div>of aged smiles and wrinkled brows</div>
<div>forever cascading into</div>
<div>&quot;The beauty, the path&quot; and so forth</div>
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		<title>How Peter Orszag destroyed Health Care (or, YOU LIE!)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a long break for me, during which I left the beautiful world of boutique finance to return to the New York Fed for a summer of number crunching. I&#8217;m now starting a Masters in Political Science at MIT, focusing on security, so this blog is going to be changing substantially: I hope to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been a long break for me, during which I left the beautiful world of boutique finance to return to the New York Fed for a summer of number crunching. I&#8217;m now starting a Masters in Political Science at MIT, focusing on security, so this blog is going to be changing substantially: I hope to blog my experience studying security. The MIT program was once a locus of Soviet research and now boasts a robust program in the area of &#8220;security studies&#8221;. I was attracted to the program because I think that the questions of terrorism and counter-insurgency which have dominated security discussions for the past 9 years will recede in the face of a return to great power conflict, owing largely to the relative decline of US predominance. MIT has operated well in the latter space, though not so well in the former. In addition to the normal assortment of politicos and rootless academics, the program also hosts a few National Security Fellows each year&#8211;military personnel moving up the chain who&#8217;ve opted to spend a year in academia instead of at the traditional professional institutions that would attend promotion, such as the War Colleges. I&#8217;m as interested in my fellow classmates&#8211;who, at first blush, are some very intelligent people&#8211;as the course material. The overarching question: what compels people to study war? (As always, I&#8217;m wholly unsure of what&#8217;s compelling me.) It should be an interesting time; I hope to share the intellectual journey with all of you. This is real dark comedy! (the dark coming from the war aspect, the comedy hopefully coming from me.)</p>
<p>For now, however, one last blast from me on economics: I&#8217;m one of the few card-carrying Republicans you could find who supports single-payer health-care (please distinguish &#8220;card-carrying Republican&#8221; from &#8220;Republican&#8221;; I&#8217;m not a racist (I&#8217;m not white) and I don&#8217;t hate human progress (I&#8217;m only mentioning my ideological stripes to illustrate the debate (I voted Obama))). To me, the arguments are obvious: removing employer-based health-care would liberate and further liberalize the labor market: it allows for greater ease in the job search process by eliminating one crucial metric by which an employer is evaluated; it allows easier and less costly entrepreneurship by removing the need to provide health-care to employees; it provides for greater flexibility to pursue one&#8217;s goals by removing the incentives to stay in a job you don&#8217;t like; and it lowers overall health care costs by removing administrative costs for screening patients, freeing up capital overall for investment purposes. In other words, single-payer health care is pro-capitalism, and pro-free-enterprise (unless, of course, you work in the insurance industry, in which case you should find a new, more socially useful job).</p>
<p>As a (card-carrying) Republican and a conservative, I am, however, very distrustful of large federal schemes for solving problems. I would make an exception for single payer, since I think we could do it in a way that preserves our American economic system (e.g. we don&#8217;t necessarily need a National Health Service like Britain; we could just have one national insurance company, while allowing doctors and hospitals to remain private). Nevertheless, I&#8217;m realistic, so I know that the US will probably always hate single-payer overall, and I sympathize with those who have a gut reaction to a government-run program.</p>
<p>President Obama was acutely aware of government-hatred when running for president, and boldly chose to still talk about health care in a way aimed to mollify the very seething hoards of anti-government conservatives we see now. Accordingly, during the campaign, he didn&#8217;t support insurance mandates (Hillary did), and didn&#8217;t support single payer. The political game plan was clear: propose a good (though not great) reform that would go a long way to covering the uninsured and would provide a public option, and propose it in such a way that was not susceptible to the charge of &#8220;government-run health care&#8221;. Given that the election pointed to a sort of center-left national mood, and the popularity of Medicare (a public option for seniors), this was a great plan, and he&#8217;s attempting to follow it: in the joint-session speech, Obama attempted to refute the idea that he was proposing government-run health care:</p>
<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">&#8216;Now, my health care proposal has also been attacked by some who oppose reform as a &#8220;government takeover&#8221; of the entire health care system.  As proof, critics point to a provision in our plan that allows the uninsured and small businesses to choose a publicly sponsored insurance option, administered by the government just like Medicaid or Medicare.  (Applause.)</div>
<p>So let me set the record straight here.  My guiding principle is, and always has been, that consumers do better when there is choice and competition.  That&#8217;s how the market works. &#8216; (from whitehouse.gov)</p>
<p>Critics have latched on to the public option as an example of Obama&#8217;s socialist agenda. Some of these critics have Medicare, but don&#8217;t seem to realize it&#8217;s run by the government. Many of these critics are crazed lunatics who don&#8217;t deserve serious attention.</p>
<p>But, as to the claim that Obama isn&#8217;t proposing government-run health care, I say &#8220;you lie&#8221;! A much more pervasive and potentially troubling idea than the public option, which has been pushed since the administration&#8217;s inception by OMB director Peter Orszag, was the idea of creating national panels to perform comparative effectiveness research for medical treatments, and to allow this research to determine Medicare reimbursement rates (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/23/business/economy/23econ.html). Given that the President produced no &#8220;plan&#8221; per se, one can assume that pronouncements from a key cabinet member constitute part of his plan. Not to sound like a right-wing nutcase, but this is a dangerous idea that threatens the fabric of our society and our basic freedoms as Americans. One of those freedoms, rarely talked about but integral to our dynamic economic system, is professional freedom: the professions&#8211;law, medicine and (though less rigorously &#8220;professional&#8221;) academia and the press&#8211;are allowed to operate almost completely independent of government power. The government may require certain forms of licensing&#8211;e.g. bar qualifications to operate in court, and medical licenses&#8211;for the purpose of protecting citizens, but as to all other aspects of their makeup, they operate independently and autonomously. They govern their activities professional organizations, certify their members through boards of professional certification, evaluate their performance through internal disciplinary measures, and further their knowledge and practice through journals, conferences, academic departments etc..The development of the professions, dating back centuries, was one of the most important factors in the development of the modern world (indeed, to throw in some of my current experience, the importing of professional structures into the Prussian army was one of the decisive factors leading to Prussian and later German military dominance in 19th and early 20th centuries, and the attendant emergence of civilian control over the military (society being now a client of the professional military) is one of the key features of modern democracies).</p>
<p>Peter Orszag proposes making comparative effectiveness research, an activity that is by rights governed by the medical profession and performed through the persons of medical professionals, a government function. His proposal is to allow this government research to determine medicare reimbursement rates, but given how government power works, any observer should fear that this limited mission could creep. E.g. any malpractice claimant could potentially cite the research of such a board. It represents a de facto intrusion of government power into the a sacred professional realm. &#8220;Death panels&#8221; were a canard, but a close look at this proposal yields something almost as alarming. Who&#8217;s to say that, if they had it their way, the administration wouldn&#8217;t give these panels absolute veto power over all decisions on the provision of treatment? This desire is latent in all of Mr. Orszag&#8217;s statements on the topic. How could anyone possibly prevent the eventual politicization of such boards, or their dominance by corporate interests (Big Pharma, Big Insurance)?  I was cheering for Obama&#8217;s team of enlightened Ivy-league nerds at the beginning, assured that the caricature was false, but this is profoundly naive social engineering. What standard of care would put economists as well as doctors in charge of medical care?</p>
<p>(Relatedly, would you rather trust a doctor or an economist? (Orszag is, by all accounts, a top economist.) As a son of doctors who&#8217;s spent most of his professional life in the company of economists, I&#8217;d say go with the doctors. Doctors actually fix things, like illness, whereas whether or not the entirety of economic thinking has had any positive impact on human affairs is an open question.)</p>
<p>So, what I&#8217;m saying all in all, is that Obama is proposing a government takeover of health-care&#8211;the nutcases are partially right. Mr. President, you lie!</p>
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		<title>American Corporatism</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#34;controlled bankruptcy&#34; of GM to be announced tomorrow (editorialized by Robert Reich here ) has got me thinking back on a class I took in college with Nobel laureate Edmund Phelps. Phelps&#8217;s class was refreshing for its historical and sociological perspective (and doubly refreshing for its lack of problem-sets) and its focus on seeing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/01/business/01auto.html?hp">&quot;controlled bankruptcy&quot; of GM</a> to be announced tomorrow (editorialized by Robert Reich <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/528ba940-4e19-11de-a0a1-00144feabdc0.html">here</a> ) has got me thinking back on a class I took in college with Nobel laureate Edmund Phelps. Phelps&#8217;s class was refreshing for its historical and sociological perspective (and doubly refreshing for its lack of problem-sets) and its focus on seeing events through the prism of economic institutions. Namely, he presented a sort of meta-analysis that broadly contrasted American capitalism with European &quot;corporatism&quot;. The latter described a system of economic processes that sought to gain the acceptance of a large set of stakeholders&#8211;workers, unions, management, and the state&#8211;before major decisions on the life or death of companies were taken. The former left these decisions to the marketplace.</p>
<p>At the time I took the class, I was wrestling with what seemed to be the dark implications of &quot;cowboy capitalism&quot;. Was the most harsh and heartless system also the most efficient? This seemed like a terrible outcome. Phelps helped me out of this philosophical quandry by casting American capitalism in a slightly different light by focusing on its institutions: the ease with which one could start a business, the lack of business regulations, liquid capital markets and high availability of venture capital, limited liability provisions, and, most crucially, bankruptcy proceedings. In one class, he pointed out that, though American capitalism was merciless towards the losers in the economic game, it was also the land of second chances. Bankruptcy allowed companies to be easily destroyed while allowing individuals to escape, thereby increasing incentives towards entrepreneurship. (Limited liability was another aspect of this principle.) Yes, by allowing creative destruction, American capitalism could lead to a higher level of churning in the labor market and thus more uncertain lifestyles, but it also presented comparatively more job opportunities (mainly, again, through increased entrepreneurship). Ease of firing was balanced by ease of hiring. (One fact running counter to this is the existence of employer-based health care).</p>
<p>Phelps capped this meta-analysis of capitalism vs. corporatism with a variation on a Neitzchian aphorism: happiness was the result not of a stable lifestyle and ease of access to resources, but of the realization and exercising of one&#8217;s skills. (The Neitzchian version (from Thus Spake Zarathustra, I think): the goal of life is not to survive, but to expend one&#8217;s energies.) That American capitalism also provided for better access to resources was an added benefit. (<a href="http://www.nejtillemu.com/phelps.htm">Here&#8217;s a link to a Phelps article that sums up these views</a> . Also<a href="http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110009068"> here</a> ) Thus, &quot;dynamism&quot; was the key to happiness in an economy, not lazy comfort.</p>
<p>Barack Obama is forcing corporatism on America. It goes without saying that we didn&#8217;t vote for this (the only thing it seems like we did vote for was a lack of hysterical craziness (GOP)). But, from the financial bailouts on down, it&#8217;s what we&#8217;re getting. The GM decision is corporatism at its best: a decision about the structural make-up of the US economy being made not by the marketplace but by a partnership of creditors/shareholders, management, the unions, and an interventionist government. Under capitalism, GM probably would have been liquidated under a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapter_7,_Title_11,_United_States_Code">chapter 7 bankruptcy proceeding</a> long ago, and the industrial heartland would be hard at work retooling for a new age.<br />
European stagnation, or European prosperity, could be around the corner, depending on your point of view.</p>
<p>(I, for one, welcome the day when I can march the streets or write to my president to righteously protest the <a href="http://www.european-left.org/nc/english/positions/working_groups/economic_policy/detail/zurueck/working-group-for-economic-policy-2/artikel/eradicate-unemployment-and-precariousness-in-europe/">&quot;precariousness&quot;</a> of my lifestyle just because I can&#8217;t find a job.)</p>
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		<title>The Dawn of Princely Capitalism</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m back from a long blogging-vacation. I also find myself in the odd position of returning to the NY Fed to do some work on the financial crisis for a few months, so let me take this opportunity to take back all the bad things I said about the place in my previous posts. I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m back from a long blogging-vacation. I also find myself in the odd position of returning to the NY Fed to do some work on the financial crisis for a few months, so let me take this opportunity to take back all the bad things I said about the place in my previous posts. I&#8217;m reassured that the good people in corporate intelligence haven&#8217;t linked this blog with my identity, a fact that most likely results from my lack of readers. I now consider this a blessing. So if you are reading, consider yourself amongst a privileged (or, perhaps, unfortunate) few! (To the large number of Russian commentors on this blog, thanks for your thoughts, but I don&#8217;t speak Russian!)</p>
<p>The past few months have witnessed the rapid receding of populist fervor and the predictable, if depressing, return of financial industry lobbying power. This has resulted in the end of mark-to-market accounting, the announcement of perhaps one of the biggest acts of theft in human history, known as the PPIP, and a general commitment to the principle that government funds should be used to preserve the financial services industry in its current form, more or less. For a depressing log of the depressing developments, go no further than the good people at baselinescenario.com (a special thanks to James Kwak for including my comment on Tim Geithner&#8217;s massive but unsuitable intellect in one of his posts).</p>
<p>A cynical commentator, like those at Baseline Scenario, may assert that Obama&#8217;s commitment to Big Finance is a dead-weight loss for us all (e.g. http://baselinescenario.com/2009/05/25/what-good-is-it-anyway/) and amounts to something close to corruption. Some of the main arguments along this line attack the &#8220;too-big-to-fail&#8221; formulation (e.g. <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/4f857c8c-4a2a-11de-8e7e-00144feabdc0.html">here</a>, and <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/0c059c00-2ae8-11de-8415-00144feabdc0.html">here</a>), while others have attacked the norms of big finance and externalities their risk taking imposes on the broader economy (e.g. the thoughts of the great <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/24bfcb30-4636-11de-803f-00144feabdc0.html">Martin Wolf</a>). The moral hazard-producing activities of the Fed, in particular, have been criticized for amounting to a permanent backstop for the excessive and supremely irresponsible risk-taking of big banks, all for the purpose of preserving outsized profits for the hopelessly narcissistic and ultimately talentless individuals who make up the financial sector (e.g. <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/8bacf162-4a08-11de-8e7e-00144feabdc0.html">here</a>, <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/5e7dd89c-3f1c-11de-ae4f-00144feabdc0,dwp_uuid=653c5c4a-0ca3-11de-a555-0000779fd2ac.html">here</a> and, most importantly, <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200905/imf-advice">here</a> (specifically anti-Fed <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/46e2f784-380b-11de-9211-00144feabdc0.html">here</a> and <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/747eab16-09ee-11de-add8-0000779fd2ac.html">here</a>)).</p>
<p>Hysteria in the face of corruption may be justified, even if it&#8217;s the soft kind of corruption, but we Americans hate hysterics (somebody needs to tell this to the GOP), so, contrary to all the commentary linked above, I&#8217;d like to venture to make a case for what amounts to the Obama approach. One thing I think everyone can agree on is that Obama is a consummate conservative: his impulse is always and everywhere to work with existing institutions and stakeholders to find some common ground. Whether or not his apparent commitment to the big banks amounts to his underwriting of a welfare thesis in favor of Big Finance, or is simply the by-product of his underlying conservatism, is debatable (see here for a discussion of<a href="http://baselinescenario.com/2009/05/07/stress-tests-and-the-nationalization-we-got/#more-3561"> how the nationalization debate played out</a>).<br />
In any case, at the risk of sounding insane, allow me to develop here and in the next few posts a set of welfare theses in favor of the preservation of Big Finance. This amounts to ascribing a master plan to what has looked like a lot of muddling through by both the Obama and Bush administrations, which is probably an exercise in folly; but, then again, this is probably the world we will live with going forward, so its contours should be identified. I call them the welfare theses of Princely Capitalism:</p>
<p>-Big banks engaging in several lines of business provide efficiencies that cannot be gained otherwise. By allowing information flows between e.g. loan origination and proprietary trading, banks make outsize profits, but also produce efficiencies in the allocation of capital. As such, regulations such as anti-trust that could prevent the &#8220;too big to fail&#8221; phenomenon, or taxes that could cause banks to internalize the costs of the externalities produced by their risk-taking (see the Martin Wolf piece above), will cause an overall loss of efficiency in the economy that outweighs the costs imposed by the current system.<br />
A more succinct way of saying this: big banks produce returns to scale for their investors, and efficiencies in financial intermediation.</p>
<p>-Securities market–based financial intermediation provides for better risk management practices than the old form of bank-intermediated finance, possibly by reducing the problem of loan monitoring to a purely quantitative exercise. The package and sell model for loans (&#8220;securitization&#8221;) leads to higher levels of credit provision, which improves economic outcomes.<br />
Notes: the current crisis can be seen as a symptom of a long process whereby securities markets overtook the functions of loan-monitoring and risk management that used to be performed by loan officers at banks. In Princely Capitalism, this &#8220;shadow banking system&#8221;, with its teams of quantitative analysts and traders, overtakes the more people-driven world of the loan officer (from George Bailey to Gordon Gekko). One welfare thesis of Princely Capitalism is that this system is unqualifiedly better than the old system, since it allows for better pricing and sharing of risk.</p>
<p>-A cycle of boom followed by bust followed by government bailout may produce undesirable economic volatility and socialization of banking losses, but the alternative of less risk taking and lower provision of credit is outweighed by the benefits of the new system. Thus, the &#8220;asymmetric payoffs&#8221; that accrue to the banking sector&#8211;heads they win, tales the public looses&#8211;may sound bad, but the alternative of less risk taking and lower credit provision is far worse. In Princely Capitalism, finance enjoys all the benefits of being a public utility, with none of the restrictions.</p>
<p>-Over-the-counter markets should not be curtailed, lest financial innovation be retarded. (See <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/8bacf162-4a08-11de-8e7e-00144feabdc0.html">here</a> for a discussion of some of the current issues regarding OTC markets.) Financial innovation is the activity whereby risk is more accurately priced through the creation and trading of new securities and lending/borrowing structures; this pricing of risk allows for better hedging of risk by market participants, leading to overall efficiency gains in the allocation of capital. Forcing derivatives trading onto exchanges will retard &#8220;innovation&#8221; through a regulatory chilling effect, leading to efficiency losses for the broader economy.</p>
<p>-Securities markets are hyper-rational: the incentives generated by pay structures for professional market participants have no bearing upon financial intermediation in general. Markets will err towards rationality in pricing regardless of the motivations of market participants.<br />
Notes: Nassim Taleb, among others, has argued against the call option most traders receive as compensation. In other words, your average trader shares in all the upside and none of the downside. Given quarterly bonuses paid to traders, this results in short-termism: traders who take large short-term risks can reap rewards and be out the door before their bets fail in the long-term. In Princely Capitalism, however, it is acknowledged that these incentive structures are not in-and-of-themselves determinative of trading decisions.</p>
<p>-Following from a few of the foregoing proposed welfare theses: lending decisions are best determined through the market-forces of the trading floor, rather than more traditional forms of intermediation.</p>
<p>Above all, the primary welfare thesis of Princely Capitalism:</p>
<p>-Allocation of capital is an activity best suited to a group of highly-educated individuals trained primarily in quantitative modeling and located in centralized financial centers, rather than to qualitative, people-driven assessments of lending opportunities by regionally dispersed individuals close to the geographic areas they’re lending in.</p>
<p>These theses are rough and, obviously, some are redundant. I hope to refine them as events develop and the new world comes into view. I invite your comments and refinements.</p>
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		<title>Fuzzy math behind the bank bailout plan</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joseph Stiglitz, Paul Krugman, and Jeffrey Sachs have all now published articles debunking the logic behind Tim Geithner&#8217;s bank rescue plan. The Stiglitz article does the best job, showing how the plan perfectly mirrors all the bad practices that got us into the financial crisis in the first place. All three articles attempted to give [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/01/opinion/01stiglitz.html">Joseph Stiglitz</a>, <a href="http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/23/geithner-plan-arithmetic/">Paul Krugman</a>, and <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/b3e99880-1991-11de-9d34-0000779fd2ac.html">Jeffrey Sachs</a> have all now published articles debunking the logic behind Tim Geithner&#8217;s bank rescue plan. The Stiglitz article does the best job, showing how the plan perfectly mirrors all the bad practices that got us into the financial crisis in the first place. All three articles attempted to give a numerical example of how the bailout would work in order to illustrate the perverse incentives involved. All three also skipped over the crucial leap in logic that shows why the plan would lead participants to overpay for subprime mortgage assets. Call me crazy (or dumb) but I don&#8217;t think most of the public is that familiar with probability theory, much less risk-neutral valuation techniques, so I thought I&#8217;d break it down here.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the Krugman version of the example: imagine an asset that pays $150 with a 50% probability and $50 with a 50% probability. How much would a normal investor pay for it?: $100. Now, imagine the government were loaning the investor 85% of the total through a non-recourse loan. A non-recourse loan in this case would mean a loan you pay back if the asset pays off $150, but if the asset pays off $50, you give the government the asset and have to pay back nothing (i.e. the asset is the only collateral). How much would a normal investor pay under these conditions?: a little over $130.</p>
<p>All the examples left it at that. Maybe everyone&#8217;s a math whiz except me (a real possibility) and could follow that no-problem, but this took me a second. Here&#8217;s the breakdown:</p>
<p>The &#8220;normal investor&#8221; in the example above is a risk neutral investor. As this <a href="www.bus.lsu.edu/academics/finance/faculty/dchance/Essay31.pdf ">nice article</a> explains, a risk-neutral investor is someone who doesn&#8217;t need to be compensated to hold risk. This type of investor will value the asset in the example at $100 because this is the expected payoff:</p>
<p>Expected payoff = .5 * high-return + .5 * low-return = risk-neutral value</p>
<p>where high-return = $150 and low-return = $50</p>
<p>i.e.</p>
<p>.5 * $150 + .5 * $50 = $100</p>
<p>If the investor were risk-averse, he would want to pay lower than $100 so that he would get some compensation for the risk of holding the asset. If the investor were risk-loving, he would pay more than $100 for the possibility of getting $150. In other words, assuming no interest, the risk-neutral investor would pay a price that would make his expected profit equal to zero&#8211;he pays the expected return (in a world with interest, he would pay the expected return discounted (reduced) by the risk-free interest rate, since he&#8217;s risk-neutral and could just as well invest an equal amount in the risk-free asset).</p>
<p>So what happens when the risk-neutral investor gets a 85% non-recourse loan? Using the assumption that the investor is risk-neutral, we start with his expected profit equal to zero, i.e. he/she pays $x for the asset, where $x equals the expected return.</p>
<p>So, without the loan, we have:</p>
<p>expected return = price paid</p>
<p>i.e.</p>
<p>.5 * ( $150 ) + .5 * ( $50 ) = $x</p>
<p>or,</p>
<p>.5 ( $150 &#8211; $x ) + .5 * ( $50 &#8211; $x ) = 0</p>
<p>so $x = 100</p>
<p>Examining the last equation, ($150 &#8211; $x) is what you get if the asset pays off; let&#8217;s call it the good state. ($50 &#8211; $x) is what you get if it doesn&#8217;t pay off; we&#8217;ll call it the bad state.</p>
<p>good state = ($150 &#8211; $x)</p>
<p>bad state = ($50 &#8211; $x)</p>
<p>With the government loan, the good state stays the same. The government loans you 85%; you put up 15% (in the real plan, you&#8217;d put up 7.5%, but no matter); when the asset pays off, you get $150 and pay the government back. So your good state under the loan is:</p>
<p>good-state* = ( $150 &#8211; .85*$x &#8211; .15*$x ) = ( $150 &#8211; $x)</p>
<p>Same as before. Your bad state changes, however, since, under the loan, if you get the bad-state payoff, the government loses what it gave you and gets the asset in return, and you lose what you put up, i.e. 15% of the purchase price. In other words, the bad-state payoff for you is:</p>
<p>bad-state* = ( -.15*$x )</p>
<p>Putting it all together, under the loan:</p>
<p>.5 ( $150 &#8211; $x ) + .5 (-.15*x) = 0</p>
<p>Solving for $x, we get:</p>
<p>$x = $130.43</p>
<p>This gets us to the point all the articles made: without the loan, the risk-neutral investor would pay $100; with the loan, $130.43. In other words, the government is providing a 30.43% subsidy to the banking sector for this asset purchase. Considering that, under the real plan, the amount loaned (what&#8217;s called a &#8220;haircut&#8221;) is actually closer to 92%, and that the the government puts up half the equity, and you can see the anatomy of a historic act of theft taking shape (in the above example, you would put down $19.56, or .15 * $x, so under the real plan you&#8217;d put down half that). As is plain from this breakdown, the primary idea behind the plan is to get investors to overpay for the toxic mortgage assets, and thus to transfer wealth from taxpayers to bankers. As with previous bailouts, this plan does nothing to ensure lending will resume; it simply rewards those who invested in the bad assets in the first place, in the hope that they learned their lesson and will do better in the future. Obama&#8217;s corrupt coddling of his campaign contributors continues.</p>
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		<title>The saga of stoner Mark, part 2</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In financial news, Tim Geithner has at last unveiled the administration&#8217;s plans to deal with the toxic assets infecting bank balance sheets. The plan assumes, contrary to all evidence, that the problem currently facing the global financial system is one of liquidity, not solvency&#8211;i.e. if mortgage-backed assets were properly valued, they&#8217;d be worth much more [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In financial news, Tim Geithner has at last unveiled the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/28/business/28nocera.html?8dpc">administration&#8217;s plans</a> to deal with the toxic assets infecting bank balance sheets. The plan assumes, contrary to all evidence, that the problem currently facing the global financial system is one of liquidity, not solvency&#8211;i.e. if mortgage-backed assets were properly valued, they&#8217;d be worth much more than currently, so if we just make a market for them, banks will be able to sell them at good prices and thus recapitalize their balance sheets. In reality, as <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/23/opinion/23krugman.html">Paul Krugman was quick to point out</a>, the mortgage backed assets really are crap, buying them (even at a premium) won&#8217;t render troubled banks solvent, and it&#8217;s not a certainty that people will buy them at a premium. Above all, in my mind, is the following human fact: if you give someone $100 to invest for six months and, at the end of six months, they give you back $0, you&#8217;d be unlikely to give them $100 again: the plan ensures current management isn&#8217;t fired&#8211;indeed, it seems to be designed expressly to avoid that possibility&#8211;whereas nationalization would. The problem of undercapitalized banks would be solved if they could raise capital, but who is going to invest money with the same people who burned it with such abandon?</p>
<p>In other news from my world, there&#8217;s been developments in the saga of my friend, Stoner Mark, who I wrote about below. To recap, Stoner Mark is a friend of mine who lives on the West Coast. To make a living, Stoner Mark deals pot in a nice provincial city. Recently, his head filled with dreams of a new cell phone and more vacation time, Stoner Mark made a large purchase of what was supposed to be high-quality greens, blowing through most of his savings to do so. Instead of the boon to his business he thought it would be, the pot turned out to be crap, and now he&#8217;s broke and his mortgage is coming due, so, like many of us, he&#8217;s in need of a bailout.</p>
<p>When all this happened, stoner Mark called me first for a loan, which I provided, and then for advice. Like a good friend, I told stoner Mark that his only real solution was to bite the bullet: sell the house, move back home with his generous parents, and get his life in order (i.e. figure out how to be something other than a drug dealer). He also had two deadbeat stoner roommates at the time; I suggested that, as hard as it would be, he needed to throw them out in the cold. Since then, Stoner Mark hasn&#8217;t called (and no one has answered my plea for advice to give to him!); I&#8217;ve learned that he&#8217;s been surviving on loans from his other friends and from his parents and is desperately trying to get rid of the bad greens.</p>
<p>Well, just yesterday, oddly at the same time I was absorbing the details of Geithner&#8217;s new plan, Stoner Mark&#8217;s parents called me in an angered state. It turns out that, not long after they first called me for advice, Stoner Mark got in touch with them and came clean about the situation. They were, of course, shocked and appalled to find that their son was a drug dealer; Stoner Mark&#8217;s brother, a lawyer named Todd, was in such a state of rage at what he saw as his parents&#8217; subsidizing Stoner Mark&#8217;s deadbeat lifestyle that he had to get psychiatric attention. After much soul searching, however, they realized that it was both good for the family and the right thing to do to help him. Then, outrageously, he convinced them to help him in the most ridiculous way imaginable: they offered to just give him $5000 to cover his losses! I was so shocked by this I called Stoner Mark, trying to see what effect this would have on him. I tried to be casual, not letting on that I&#8217;d spoken to his parents.<br />
What was he up to these days, I asked, was he still in trouble? No, everything was fine again, he managed to use the money from his parents (which he called a loan but they insisted they gave to him not expecting to be paid back) to essentially cover his living expenses while he dealt with the bad pot. He used the rest of the money to buy good pot to mix in with the bad, which is what I&#8217;d feared he&#8217;d do with the loan I originally gave him. He&#8217;s now getting his business back in order with the help of the loan; he&#8217;d lost a lot of customers from having the bad pot for so long. I asked him, diplomatically, if he had any plans to find a new source of income? His response: &#8220;of course not, man, this is the life!&#8221; I tried another angle: I asked him how good his suppliers were, if he&#8217;d be able to still buy good stuff and make a healthy margin down the road if he didn&#8217;t have money from his parents? Not to worry, he said; yeah, the new stuff was pricey, and yeah, the good stuff is more expensive these days, but he&#8217;s making bank again, he&#8217;d be able to afford it. It sounded like the same kind of dreaming that led him into the situation.</p>
<p>Maybe I&#8217;m just old-fashioned, but I find the whole thing maddening. If a drug dealer buys crap product, his business should go down, it&#8217;s just the American way. After I talked to Stoner Mark, and realizing that I was crossing boundaries, I called his parents back, I was just too livid. &#8220;You see what&#8217;s happening, don&#8217;t you?&#8221; I said to them. He&#8217;s just going back to drug dealing, you&#8217;ve enabled him to continue to be a drug dealer. Suddenly, they turned on me: &#8220;at least it&#8217;s something he does well&#8221;, they said. Can you believe that! They think he should continue to sell drugs, at least he can do SOMETHING. They&#8217;re little baby is destroying a nice West Coast community with bad ganj and they are proud of him; they&#8217;re even willing to subsidize his market!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s just amazing. Thank God the country isn&#8217;t ran this way.</p>
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		<title>De-privatize the Fed!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three sets of facts: As reported in the Times and elsewhere, AIG is still paying bonuses and won&#8217;t disclose the recipients of their bailout funds, mainly counterparties to credit default swaps at large investment banks. The Fed itself has resisted inquiries by Congress to disclose AIG counterparties who are receiving bailout money, and has denied [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three sets of facts:</p>
<p>As reported in the Times and elsewhere, AIG is still paying bonuses and <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/opinion/15sun1.html">won&#8217;t disclose the recipients of their bailout funds</a>, mainly counterparties to credit default swaps at large investment banks.</p>
<p>The Fed itself has resisted inquiries by Congress to disclose AIG counterparties who are receiving bailout money, and <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&amp;sid=axd4zwYGfdv0">has denied past requests from the media for information on recipients of bailout money</a> and the types of collateral they were accepting for emergency loans.</p>
<p>The Markets Group at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York is responsible for implementing monetary policy, pursuant to directives from the FOMC. They do this via trading relationships with the <a href="http://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/primarydealers.html">primary dealers</a>, entities tasked with/empowered to trade government securities with the Fed.</p>
<p>The Federal Reserve Bank of New York is run like any private corporation: there&#8217;s a private board that appoints a CEO, the Bank President, currently William Dudley and previously Timothy Geithner. The NY Fed&#8217;s <a href="http://www.newyorkfed.org/aboutthefed/org_nydirectors.html">current board</a>:</p>
<p>Class A<br />
elected by member banks to represent member banks<br />
Richard L. Carrión (bio) 2010<br />
Chief Executive Officer and Chairman<br />
Banco Popular de Puerto Rico<br />
Charles V. Wait (bio) 2011<br />
President, Chief Executive Officer and Chairman of the Board<br />
The Adirondack Trust Company<br />
Jamie Dimon (bio) 2009<br />
Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer<br />
JPMorgan Chase</p>
<p>Class B<br />
elected by member banks to represent the public<br />
Jeffrey R. Immelt (bio) 2011<br />
Chairman and Chief Executive Officer<br />
General Electric Company</p>
<p>(two vacancies)</p>
<p>Class C<br />
appointed by Board of Governors to represent the public<br />
Lee C. Bollinger (bio) 2009<br />
President<br />
Columbia University<br />
Denis M. Hughes (bio) Deputy Chair, 2011<br />
President<br />
New York State AFL-CIO<br />
Stephen Friedman (bio) Chair, 2010<br />
Chairman<br />
Stone Point Capital, LLC</p>
<p>I.e. the CEO of a major investment bank, the CEO of a major corporation with a huge financial services arm, the chairman of a company that invests mainly in the financial industry (Stephen Freidman), and some other people (at least one of whom makes over a $1 million a year).</p>
<p>A simple proposal: how about a little more representation for the public on the Fed&#8217;s board, and maybe a little bit less for the financial industry? It is no doubt reasonable to have major member banks represented by their own, that&#8217;s cool. But in the world after The Fall, it may be better to start thinking of finance as a public utility, as Martin Wolf of the FT has suggested, and it&#8217;s various governmental supporting institutions as utility regulators. It should be easier for voters and the media to demand accountability on bailout funds if the public had more seats at the Fed&#8217;s table, and especially the NY Fed, given it&#8217;s special role in monetary policy implementation. Throw in a mayor, or an ex-governor, or maybe just a few average Joe Blow homeowner&#8217;s, and maybe the Fed won&#8217;t feel as skittish about asking for fuller disclosures of e.g. subprime mortgage exposures from major financial institutions.<br />
This is a simple proposal for a slippery issue: In normal times, the Fed relies on the primary dealers to implement monetary policy via the conventional methods, mainly open market operations that move the benchmark interest rate up or down. Since the Fed relies on the primary dealers for this purpose, they try to make it nice for them: they don&#8217;t survey their activity, a fact that resulted from <a href="http://www.ny.frb.org/aboutthefed/fedpoint/fed02.html">regulatory changes in 1992</a> which, according to the FRBNY website, were conducted partially to remove the false impression that the Fed regulated these institutions. (One change is that the primary dealer surveillance unit at the FRBNY was dismantled and a system of market-monitoring was developed.) Regulatory concerns such as whether they have enough capital to be operating properly are monitored not by the Fed, but rather by the SEC and the Treasury.<br />
In abnormal times such as now open market operations to bring the interest rate down don&#8217;t work anymore because the rate is already at zero and can&#8217;t go down any further. In this case, the Fed has taken the extraordinary step of lending directly to major financial institutions (banks and non-banks), including the primary dealers (most notably through the <a href="http://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/pdcf.html">Primary Dealer Credit Facility</a>, but also through other &#8220;unconventional&#8221; lending programs). These new measures have created issues of accountability: many argue that some of these banks, including primary dealers such as Citigroup, are insolvent. I.e. someone wasn&#8217;t monitoring their capital adequacy properly, and now they are &#8220;zombie banks&#8221;&#8211;essentially failed institutions worth nothing that are propped up by government capital injections (institutions which, in turn, spread disease by undermining the incentive structure and margins in lending markets through highly-risky lending aimed at resurrection). Someone now needs to determine if they are solvent or not (the purpose of the Treasury&#8217;s &#8220;stress test&#8221;) and, if not, bury them. Lending needs to be restored to the economy, however, so for the time being the Fed is relying on the assumption that banks are solvent and that they simply need liquidity to get back on track, so they&#8217;re pumping them full of taxpayer money in the hope that these institutions will start lending again.<br />
So, adding this all up, the primary dealers and their crony institutions are in a wonderful position to blackmail the Fed into preventing disclosures of where exactly all the taxpayer money is going. If the Fed or the Treasury start opening the institutions&#8217; books to public scrutiny, they can simply stop participating in the lending facilities or use bailout money to de-leverage instead of starting to lend again at lower expected rates of return. As the economy falters further from lack of credit, the policymakers will be blamed for allowing Rome to burn and political pressure will lead, happily, to more bailout funds (and more ill-gotten bonuses). As zombie institutions are thus propped up the forestalled disclosures will, in turn, further delay the discovery of insolvencies by the public.</p>
<p>So how do we detonate this situation? One solution may be to give the public more say on the NY Fed&#8217;s board. Another (though historically fraught) solution may be to just place open market operations under the control of the public Federal Reserve Board, instead of the private FRBNY.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[A post in my ongoing series on the long-term aspects of the current economic crisis: Our Crumbling Chinese Castle: My previous post in this series posed the open question of whether and how financial chicanery on Wall Street &#8211;what I&#8217;m calling silly paper games&#8211;could lead to permanent wealth destruction in the US and a potentially [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A post in my ongoing series on the long-term aspects of the current economic crisis:</p>
<p>Our Crumbling Chinese Castle:</p>
<p>My previous post in this series posed the open question of whether and how financial chicanery on Wall Street &#8211;what I&#8217;m calling silly paper games&#8211;could lead to permanent wealth destruction in the US and a potentially prolonged slump and, if not, what exactly then is causing the ongoing economic crisis? It remains an open question whether this crisis is simply one of the financial sector, whereby the unraveling of some bad practices led everyone to panic, meaning there could be some fix to the banks that will pull us out of this; or whether something deeper happened, if there was some process of real wealth destruction that would lead us to a long period of pay-back.  <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/16/opinion/16krugman.html">Paul Krugman&#8217;s latest column</a> presents a clue in reviewing the Fed&#8217;s Survey of Consumer Finances, while <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/885d7916-e3aa-11dc-8799-0000779fd2ac.html?_i_referralObject=1035752223&amp;fromSearch=n">Martin Wolf in the FT provides a whollistic narrative</a> of the economic crisis, charting how a massive increase in the &#8220;leverage&#8221; (or &#8220;indebtedness&#8221;) of both the financial and household sectors was the underlying cause of the financial crisis.</p>
<p>Though I do hope to return to the issue of securitization in depth, the contributions from Krugman and Wolf have given me the ultimate answer to my question. The question was, how could financial sector mismanagement lead to actual wealth destruction. In other words, where did all the money go? Money is, in many ways, a putative thing&#8211;it exists in the mind (and on the balance sheets of corporations and households, to be sure, but these exist in a fluid continuum with banks and, thereby, ultimately with the Fed, and the Fed can create more money simply by increasing the size of the liability side of its balance sheet (through, e.g., buying government securities), a process governed ultimately by people sitting around and staring off into space while contemplating statistics (as someone who&#8217;s seen part of this process, I can vouch for the fact that it is largely the work of imagination)).</p>
<p>There are in the world, however, real things that make up our economy&#8211;food, construction materials, services like haircuts and car repairs, etc. etc.&#8211;and our primary concern in a recession is the inability of people to get enough of these things. The work of finance is to assign these activities relative values, either through the application of wisdom or the making of markets, and to determine ways to ensure they continue in an efficient way through proper resource allocation. This is done by funneling surplus wealth (savings) generated by certain activities to other, underfunded activities. The villagers join together and realize that a lot of the farmers have extra horses; the villagers agree that the extra horses will be loaned to till a new field on the outskirts of town so the younger farmers can have land of their own; the new farmers agree to give the old farmers sacks of grain in exchange for the loaned horses. Modern finance is a complex version of this. The financial sector (the villagers) essentially determines how many sacks of grain the horses are worth by establishing markets for such assets (the horses), and establishes formal processes for the old farmers to be paid back.</p>
<p>The question about our current economic crisis is then this: is it a matter of the villagers panicking and becoming doubtful about the horse deal, or are the new farmers actually fundamentally unprepared to farm?</p>
<p>Ok, that was confusing. Let&#8217;s try again: the real question is whether this is just a banking panic or something deeper, like the collapse of a major credit bubble. Evidence is beginning to mount (and, indeed, has been mounting for some time) that it is the latter.</p>
<p>What happened? Martin Wolf has it like this (for those of you without FT premium access): the economy as a whole began to steadily accumulate debt starting in the 1980s, with households in particular increasing their share of debt. In the past 8 years or so, this trend accelerated, with the financial sector in particular rapidly increasing their debt (or &#8220;leverage&#8221; as they liked to euphemistically call it). One of the first things you learn in economics classes is that, in closed economies, i.e. one&#8217;s that don&#8217;t trade, savings equals investment. If the financial sector went on investing, their needed to be commensurate amounts of savings. Where were the savings, though? If household debt was increasing as well, it definitely wasn&#8217;t coming from US households (indeed, the US savings rate plunged towards 0 as time wore on). Luckily, we&#8217;re an open economy. Thus, the second part of Martin Wolf&#8217;s story: China, or, more accurately, global imbalances. The financial deficit created by massive US and other developed-country borrowing and spending (we weren&#8217;t the only ones engaged in insanity) was financed mainly by poor countries sending their excess savings to us. (To finish off Martin Wolf&#8217;s story, the third factor in the crisis were the complex debt instruments such as securitized mortgages that allowed private and particularly household sector debt to increase so rapidly; this seems like a footnote at this point.)</p>
<p>So the question was, could financial sector mismanagement lead to actual wealth destruction? The answer is, wrong question: there was no wealth destruction really, just a lack of wealth creation, with the deficit being made up by borrowing wealth from developing countries. Or, the answer is, yes: we were destroying the wealth of Chinese workers through excessive spending facilitated by financial sector mismanagement.</p>
<p>This brings us to your Dark Comedy Hour take-home message: no amount of schooling will help you understand this crisis, it will simply confuse you. The real crisis goes like this: we spent money we didn&#8217;t have&#8211;Chinese money&#8211;and now we have to pay it back. This will take a long time. Our country&#8217;s magnificent growth over the past 30 years was, by and large, an illusion! We&#8217;re like the new farmers who, having borrowed the horses, realized we didn&#8217;t know how to farm and decided to play polo all day.</p>
<p>So we&#8217;re entering a prolonged depression comparable in size and scope to the Great Depression and that will require a fairly permanent shift in spending habits. Why permanent? It is highly doubtful that a situation in which we do nothing and China gives us money to spend on their goods is sustainable. It is an instance of poor countries giving their money to rich countries for free.</p>
<p>That, in turn, raises another question: why would the poor countries do this? Fortunately, the answer to this is a simple cocktail of 1) export competition, 2) cultural backwardness, and 3) political corruption.</p>
<p>On export competition, the main reason the developing countries were willing to send us their surplus savings is that China had what I would term a predatory export policy: China&#8217;s dollar peg, whereby their currency is kept artifically low in order to make their exports cheaper than that of other countries, is maintained by forcing companies that sell to the US to exchange their dollars for renmenbi (the Chinese currency); the Chinese then reinvest this money in US Treasury securities. This decreases Chinese spending power and increases US spending power. (Again the real money/fake money dichotomy is useful here from several angles: the Chinese make real things&#8211;trinkets, widgets, etc.&#8211;and make profits. They then steal this money and issue fake money, sending the real money back to us and, since we don&#8217;t make anything with it, it becomes fake again.) This recycling process has the effect of lower Chinese spending power: if the money were kept in-country, their currency would have to rise, leading to average Chinese being able to buy more from abroad (and from us). We, in turn, have our spending power artificially inflated: the increased buying of US Treasury securities decreases the interest rates that they can fetch, lowering US interest rates in general, making borrowing cheaper and spending thus easier. Why would the Chinese stay poor on purpose, besides trying to put all of their (mainly Asian) competitors out of business?</p>
<p>This brings us to 2) cultural backwardness. The following may make me seem like a haughty westerner, but I say So What?: as the Olympics showed, the Chinese have a lot of pride in themselves and are not as wary as they should be of authority. It&#8217;s the type of place where the leaders would force a girl to inadvertently lip-synch a song so they could match the prettiest girl with the best voice. Give them many years of double-digit GDP growth and they&#8217;re liable to not only start getting comfortable with one-party rule, they might actually join those who are depriving them of political freedom in a national pride-off. All this despite the fact that, unlike in Western countries, average Chinese enjoy no social safety net (i.e. health care, social security, medicaid, etc.) and instead must save to cover these costs, thus all the savings they send to us. Which leads to&#8230;</p>
<p>3) Political corruption. As protests across China showed, a lot of Chinese who haven&#8217;t shared in the boon emanating from export growth have felt disenfranchised of late. The protests, along with more recent signs of a broad slowdown in exports, showed cracks in the Chinese facade. Nevertheless, the Chinese really have been slowly attempting reforms to bring market forces to China and introduce political freedoms. Thus, a potentially frigthening strategy on the part of the Chinese Communist Party has become apparent: use currency manipulation to sustain growth, build political legitimacy, and to destroy the export sectors of competitor countries. Increase the number of stakeholders in export growth as a means to stifle domestic protests from rural elements&#8211;i.e. build a middle class. Once these stakeholders have been established, allow the currency to slowly appreciate while gradually introducing political freedoms. Lastly, take credit for all this to maintain power and influence over the new middle class.</p>
<p>Despite being effectively a war against the poor, it&#8217;s not a bad plan in the grand scheme of things. It&#8217;s a lot better than a bloody revolution as a means to political freedom. The plan is frightening, however, when you begin to wonder what happens if the export growth slows. This is what is happening now. For as our Chinese castles, with their home theaters, three car garages and two SUVs, flat screen televisions and wet rooms, crumble to the ground, the Chinese export-sector workers are returning home permanently in droves, suddenly unable to find work and make the remittances that were supporting their families.</p>
<p>China took steps to release it&#8217;s currency peg last year, but has abruptly reversed course as the US slump has worsened. This is understandable. What is less understandable is how, with spending habits headed for a permanent shift in the US, the Chinese Communist Party can maintain control of their country. Rural protests were already growing in frequency.</p>
<p>No one&#8217;s perfect though: just as the Chinese leadership faces pressures from the bottom to somehow reignite export growth, the US leadership feels pressure from the very top to get money back into the American wealth destruction machine. Light Touch Tim Geithner and his ilk are now bending over backwards to ensure the banks are not nationalized, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/16/AR2009021601180.html?hpid=topnews">wasting hours of taxpayer time and money trying to come up with ever more elaborate schemes to avoid nationalization</a> and the inevitable firing of all their friends and cronies on Wall Street, and preventing the badly needed write-downs of toxic assets in the process. Somehow, the bankers still think they can go back to work &#8220;levering up&#8221; their institutions debt to 30 and 40 times assets, and make the attendant imaginary bonuses to lead their kingly lifestyles.  Eventually, everyone is going to have to wake up: the Chinese will have to start allowing their people to enjoy their own wealth, and we will have to spend much less; our bankers will have to realize that they are not kings and that, even back when there were kings, there were only a few of them.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s just a little worrying that the last time the world woke up from something like this, they called it a world war.</p>
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