I been walkin the streets ta’nite, just tryin’ ta gehhddit rite…

Dear one and all, it is with great pleasure that I am writing to you today. Not because I bear some wonderful news or have had some stroke of progressive genius, some idea which will change everything for the better both on the website and off, but, rather, I write for the sake of writing… and creation for creation’s sake, here at the Dark Comedy Hour, makes us happy.

In the works: a Dark Comedy Dating Site. Browse bare bones text and image profiles of fellow slackers, ne’er-do-wells, addicts, aspiring writers, musicians, and actors, broken hearted poets, singer-songwriters, (day) dreamers… and other train riding, car driving, flag flying fools. Who knows? Maybe you’ll meet your true love… for about 6 months. After which, you’ll realize the sex isn’t all that good and you’ll slowly begin to extricate from the relationship by making passive aggressive comments about your partners lifestyle, habits, job, friends, cooking, and hobbies. Then, a few months later, drunkenly, you’ll hook up with someone you met in a bar and feel kinda guilty, but, overall, satiated. You expedite the breakup by drinking more and more and yelling a lot of nonsense. The lease you share will be up in Dec. So you begin looking for a new place to live. One night, while browsing craigslist, you happen upon an old bookmark in your browser. A few months later, Dark Comedy Dating catapults you into what may be the greatest relationship you’ve ever had, again! Are those wedding bells I hear? Or are you just happy to see me…

Happy 20′s and early 30′s, Modern youth. It’s good to be strong leaders and thoughtful followers! Mind your manners, save face, remember integrity, preserve character, and, please, wash your hands before you eat.