like most victims of circumstance, i have taken ill in love with the lady of the lake. i go by this lake once a week and i see her from a far studying her features, commenting on her beauty as i go off to the river where my friends are waiting for me. not knowing [...]
yesterday of all days was the first day that i felt like i was bringing my chevrolet home from school. i took it out for a test drive and i felt this pain all over my back and front and decided that i could no longer breathe into the apparatus that i was destined to [...]
i danced all day and all night with the lady in red pants, and after the show she told me of the after party which i went to and danced again, not knowing that without my pills i was bound to transform into a vampire as soon as the moon was directly overhead, not knowing [...]